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It turned out to be one expensive mid life crisis mistake for Sir Paul.......
The Dread Pirate Heather is doing a little jig of joy this Saint Patrick's Day
The Dread Pirate Heather is doing a little jig of joy this Saint Patrick's Day
Her cootchie found the pot of gold: 48.7 million dollars for 4 years of hard work establishing herself as the most loathed woman on several continents.
Allegations had surfaced that Heather had ample practice using her nether regions as an ATM...well, practice must have made perfect.
The Succubus Bint Hits Paydirt
A British judge has awarded Heather Mills a total of $48.6 million in the financial settlement of her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney.
A document released by the Family Court says the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million.
"I'm so, so happy with this," Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.
the figure was twice what Sir Paul had offered, but only about a third of what Mills wanted.
Mills had sought almost $250 million, while McCartney had said she should receive $31.6 million, including her own assets, which the court assessed at $15.6 million.
Fer cryin' out loud....next time the urge hits you Paul do yourself and your wallet a big favor--- ring up Eliot Spitzer and ask him for the 1-800 number of the Emperors Club...they have branches in the UK:
It will end up costing you a whole lot less for some afternoon delight...and you might get a ho with a semi-pleasant disposition this time around.
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