Oh Yeah...the "C" in CNBC Stands for COMEDY

Dontcha' just love listening to all those experts who have all the answers? ....some of the answers? .....a few of the answers?.... none of the answers?..... pull
stuff outta their butts and wing it.....? Yup, that later category seems to cover most of the experts.

If you had been getting your financial advice from CNBC...well, let's face it... if you got your financial advice from CNBC odds are that you are not reading this anyway unless the local homeless shelter has some community computer access.

Leave it to Jon Stewart to point out the unintentional Comedy in CNBC:

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Laughing all the way to the bank....oh my...poor choice of words

Clusterfork to the Poorhouse....

And you'all thought the late 60s and early 70s was one big acid trip....





Bizarre just does not seem to begin to cover what transpired this week.

McMurphy: [When The Chief slowly raises his hand] The Chief voted. Now, will you please turn on the television set?

Nurse Ratched: [she opens the glass panel] Mr. McMurphy, the meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.

McMurphy: But the vote was 10 to 8. The Chief, he's got his hand up! Look!

Nurse Ratched: No, Mr. McMurphy. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 9 to 9.

McMurphy: Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now. You're
not gonna say that now. You're gonna pull that hen-house shit now when
the vote...the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 8. Now I want that
television set turned on, right now!

[Nurse Ratched slides the glass panel across the front of the Nurse's Station, shutting out his protest.]

Medication time. Medication time.

New Like....8 Tracks?

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Every comic in America must be bowing down every night and giving copious prayers of gratitude. They don't even have to break a sweat coming up with anything...it is being hand delivered in a big shiny box with a sparkle bow by the candidates.

Jon Stewart:

Verbage? The Aging Disco Diva can't seem to find verbage in her dictionary....hmmmmm...must be a new contraction of the words "verbal" and "garbage"

NCLB: No Conventioneer Left Behind

A few chocolate covered champagne bonbons to munch on this evening:


The Diva was so pleased to see that all those "Hooked on Phonics" lessons did not go for naught last night:

And of course, I just had to post Jon Stewart's take on this week's festivus... No matter what your politics, you can't help but laugh out loud at his great clips





The National Inquirer....doing some vetting? An interesting spin on what's good for the gander (John Edwards) is good for the goose (A little bit of Northern Exposure Miss Sarah?)

Yes, even the Aging Disco Diva had to battle the big, bad fourth estate meanies when I was running for Diva Queen of the Whole Friggin' Universe. But I didn't scream sexism or sic some wrinkly white haired old dude and his money bag (no, not Cindy--I mean literally a bag of money) after the press .... I just sent the flying monkeys to toss pooh...come to think of it I think I did see Karl Rove flinging the feces this week.

This is more fun than a barrel of flying monkeys.

Oh, What a Web We Weave.....

Yessireee bob, the Diva could not make this sheeyat up. Don't these geniuses realize that their previous, PERMANENTLY RECORDED, FOREVER AVAILABLE, ON TAPE, WRITTEN DOWN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GOOGLE, words of wisdom will be used to make them look like id-jiots while biting them on the arse? Oh, what a web we weave when first we practice to deceive...

Hot deeham, what will we all do for entertainment after November 4th? Celebrity Has-Been Detox on Ice will pale in comparison.....