The Beeyotch is back....

It is no big secret to any of my regular readers that the Aging Disco Diva loathes the Dread Pirate Heather Mills...but I am in good company because evidently 99.9% of the earth's population would welcome a passel of virulent giant crotch crabs taking up residence in their britches before they would accept Heather Mills as a resident on their block ... or town ... or region ... country... hemisphere ... planet ... solar system .... unive ... well you get my drift.

99.9%??? Hmmm .... that means that there is .1% of the population aligned with "Camp Heather" .... or in other words one or two people on the planet who like---no strike that word---tolerate, the witch.

Oops! Time to change that percentage to 100%.....

Heather Mills needs to find herself a new publicist.

On Thursday, the former "model's" publicist of four years quit, calling her "an impossible person."

In a statement to TV show Extra, Michele Elyzabeth says,

"After working for Heather Mills for four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.

"Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid." I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.' I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.

"On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press have reported about her."

Heather, 40, earlier this year received a $48.6m divorce settlement from the former the Beatle. She was branded "less than candid" by the High Court judge, and poured a jug over Sir Paul's lawyer Fiona Shackleton. She is best known in America for her appearance on the 2007 series of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. She has a daughter, Beatrice, 4, with McCartney, 66.

Way to go Heather-Chickie-Babe-Beyotch-from-hell... holy carp, you can't even PAY people to tolerate your nastyass personality.

Somewhere Sir Paul is lighting up some Maui Wowie and laughing his ass off. So let's see...your ex-husband hates you, your father hates you, anyone who has ever met you hates you, and now the person whose job it is to make people stop hating you ... hates you. Wow, that is a damn amazing accomplishment. Someday, if she tried hard enough, Denise Richards might, just might, come close...but for right now--you da' woman!

Poor Bee-ah-trice.... Mommy Heather Dearest makes Joan Crawford look like she could have been "Mother of the Year" I wonder if Beatrice is allowed to have wire hangers?

Here is a purported picture of the publicist finally giving Heather what she so justly deserved:


  1. I never saw that soccer picture that says, "I can fly!" Love that!

    Also, fun comparison to Ms. Crawford as portrayed by Ms. Faye Dunaway.

    I'm willing to be there are no wire hangers allowed at Heather's place.

  2. Hi Cardio!

    When I saw that picture I just knew there were a number of celebasites that I could easily imagine someone doing that to...and the Dread Pirate Mills was a the top of the hit parade, imagine that! LOL. Yeah, Joan Crawford and Heather the Harpy have much in common...but there is one big difference... Talent... Mommy dearest had it....Mommy Heather sorely lacks it. But when it comes to wire hanger conniptions they are peers without equal ;) Thanks for stopping by!!

  3. How does this woman hit the news day after bloody day? I feel sorry for the people who work in the newspaper printing places and have to see thousands of copies of the dread pirate staring back at them. *shudders* Now that would be hell.

    And the football picture? AWESOME.

  4. She's a piece. What could Paul have ever been thinking? She must have drugged him.

  5. wow! very impressive the pic of the giant crab real?

  6. Hi Kath. She is sorta our celebrity dysentery isn't see? She just can't stop the crap from flowing. The papers love her though... she sells a ton of ink! Thanks for stopping on by.

  7. Hi Deb... we know EXACTLY what Paul was thinking... or at least what the "Little Beatle" was thinking. Blood rushed to his nether regions and the rest is history. LOL. Thanks for stopping by for a cup of espresso with a side order of hot snark.

  8. Hi Sweet Jasmine! The picture is real, the crab, hopefully is not. Can you image going to the doctor with a case of crotch crabs that big? LOL. Thanks for stopping by :)