The Aging Disco Diva: festivus

Happy Festivus, Purple Pride Edition

Today, December 23rd, is Festivus-- one of the Diva's favorite holidays. What other holiday not only allows, but encourages, public bitching?

The Airing of Grievances:

The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances.

"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it."

1) Which one of you flying monkeys is selling photos of the Diva to TMZ and the National Enquirer? Dambit, if you're gonna profit off of my fabulousness while I am spreading Holiday cheer around the neighborhood you at least need to split the money.

2) Dear much beloved, and respected, Coach Snyder--it is not a sign of weakness to experiment with playing other QBs on our roster...honest!

3) Curtis and Jake, what can I say? I hope looking GQ was worth being in Coach Martin's dog house. Sheyat, the Diva adores fashion but not enough to have this p.o.'d at me until the end of time:

Festivus Miracle:

For my Festivus Miracle I want a 2010 New Era Pinstripe Bowl Championship trophy. EMAW.

And for your viewing enjoyment:

Remember to celebrate the Festivus for the rest of us!

Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!

Well today is that most important of events, the Festivus, and in keeping with tradition the Aging Disco Diva will begin the airing of grievances:

Flying Monkeys (aka: political pundits) during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

The election is over, stop with the damn pooh flinging and the mudslinging. You wallowed in the making of mountains out of political mole hills this election season and the sheer wave of crapitude that was sent hurling our way was breath taking. All the Diva needs is a palace without monkey pooh flingage (or Karl Rove) stuck up on the walls. That's all I need.

KSU sports administration during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

Is it too much to ask for both a winning football and basketball program? I mean, come on. You are such a bunch of teasers...you give us a great football program but punished us with Tan Tom/Wooly basketball programs and when we beyotched about it you give us a great basketball program and Ron football. Thank goodness our women's basketball team maintains a standard of excellence. All the Diva needs is a winning football and basketball program, and a palace without monkey pooh flingage (or Karl Rove) stuck up on the walls...and this ashtray, this paddle game, this remote control, these matches, this lamp, and this chair. That's all I need.

Cheers!

Happy Festivus, Diva Style (Purple Pride Edition)

Festivus Miracle:

Happy Festivus!! The Airing of Your Grievances....

For Everyone Else: Be Sure To Come Back for Your Daily Dose of Diva