I'll See You At The Debates, Beeyotches.

The Diva is not a Paris Hilton fan. She seems to be the patron saint of the vapid, meaningless (talentless) and self-indulgent, but I might have been selling her a teeny bit short. After watching how she handled the whole John McCain fiasco I have elevated her on my Diva-meter (She is definitely several steps above the Dread Pirate Heather now, which is not saying much, but it is a promotion in rank never the less.)

Now, let's discuss what brought this all about. Obviously someone was very confused and ill informed, and for once it wasn't Miss Paris. We all know that crap flinging, lying, and plain old nastiness go hand and hand with U.S. politics.... but poor John. He must have been having brain fart.

Come on, John, you are supposed to heap the doo doo on your OPPONENT, not some silly socialite who is as political as a rutabaga.

She didn't know him from any other "wrinkly, white-haired guy" (her quote) but I guess she googled him up and came to the understanding that he was someone kinda' important : " (McCain is) the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old; old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket".

The world is now concerned that John may have forgotten who is running against. Hint: it ain't the skinny white blond chick...think darker, think male...well, you can still think skinny. I sure hope that McCain's campaign staff creates cue cards or something so that he learns the difference between Obama, Paris and Brittany. Mercy!

Anyway, here is Paris Hilton's response. It amused the Diva this morning... and starting my day off with a chuckle is always delicious. Enjoy!

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Well, it is time for the flying monkeys to refresh my double espresso martini, plump up my 1,000 count Egyptian cotton covered pillows, and for the Aging Disco Diva to start her work day. Being the Queen Mother of the whole f*ing universe is hard work but someone has to do it.

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