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Posh and Kate: A tale of two lollipops.





Posh and Kate: A tale of two lollipops.


Hmmm.... Catatonic Kate is getting even too skinny for Tiny Tom according to the latest buzz:

Tom Cruise is concerned that Victoria Beckham may have too much influence on his wife, Katie Holmes — especially when it comes to her eating habits, the Daily Mail reports.

Cruise wants to put some distance between Holmes and Posh Spice, a source told the paper.

"Katie sees Victoria as a role model," said the source. "She copies Victoria's look and even cut her hair the same way. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria's strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria's fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny."



Katie and Posh posing with scarves on


At a recent lunch at L.A.’s Osteria Mozza, Holmes ate "only steamed asparagus as an appetizer, then a tiny plate of chilled beets for her entrée," a diner told Life and Style magazine.

During another recent outing to Madeo, Katie and Posh shared a green salad without dressing, one piece of fish and one side of steamed spinach, Life and Style reported. They also ordered one regular Coke and two glasses of ice.

“Katie poured half the soda into each of their glasses, then filled up the rest with bottled water,” a Madeo regular told the magazine





The Diva sees no problem with a 900 calorie diet... oh, wait a minute... you mean a DAY??????...never mind.....holy carp, the Diva thinks cutting calories means 900 calories a meal.... to put this into perspective: This weekend I was watching the Food Channel on Divo's new HDTV and was mesmerized by the Bobby Flay vs. Delilah Winder's Mac and Cheese "Throw Down" In fact I almost slipped and killed myself on the large drool puddle I left in front of the TV. Hot damn, Delilah's concoction looked great...and at 2,138 calories per friggin SERVING....yes, per SERVING...that is more calories than Catatonic Kate and Posh combined, eat in a damn week!!





In case you are interested here in the recipe:

--From Delilah Winder's "Delilah's Everyday Soul: Southern Cooking with Style" (Running Press, $29.95).

2 pounds elbow macaroni
12 eggs
1 cup cubed Velveeta cheese
1/2 pound (2 sticks) butter, melted
6 cups half-and-half
4 cups grated sharp yellow cheddar cheese
2 cups grated extra-sharp white cheddar cheese
1 1/2 cups grated mozzarella
1 cup grated Asiago cheese
1 cup grated Gruyère cheese
1 cup grated Monterey Jack cheese
1 cup grated Muenster cheese
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon black pepper

Preheat the oven to 325. Bring a large saucepan of salted water to a boil. Add the macaroni and cook until slightly al dente, about 10 minutes. Drain and set aside to keep warm.

Whisk the eggs in a large bowl until frothy. Combine the Velveeta, butter and 2 cups of the half-and-half in a large bowl. Add the warm macaroni, tossing until the cheese has melted and the mixture is smooth. Add the remaining half-and-half, 3 cups of the sharp yellow cheddar cheese, the remaining grated cheeses, and salt and pepper, tossing until completely combined.
Pour the mixture into a 9-by-13-inch casserole or baking dish and bake for about 30 minutes. Sprinkle with the remaining 1 cup of sharp yellow cheddar cheese and bake until golden brown on top, about 30 minutes more. Serve hot.

Makes 6 to 8 servings.


OMG...I can smell myself getting fatter just typing the damn recipe....but whatta' way to go!!




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Ok, Now That Is Funny....Tom Cruise Purple Weed?




Up In Smoke?

Come on Tiny Tom, lighten the hell up. This is some seriously funny sheyat:

Medical high jinks leave Tom Cruise camp fuming
Daily News 4/20/2008
Rush & Molloy


Tom Cruise isn't getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple."

Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention. One of Cruise's friends found it "outrageous" that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.

Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.

Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their "inventory."

But one weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."




órale carnal, ese vato Tom es loco!




This unfortunately is NOT funny:

Meanwhile, a woman who has been identified as Cruise's former alternative-medicine consultant is due to stand trial in L.A. Superior Court on April 17. A spokesman for the L.A. City Attorney's office tells us Feline Butcher - aka Feline Kondula - has been charged with 18 counts of unlawfully practicing medicine and one count of grand theft. The charges stem from Butcher's treatment of Clive McLean, a cancer patient who died in 2005.

McLean's widow, Erica McLean, tells us that Butcher, who's a Scientologist, and another unlicensed practitioner encouraged her husband to abandon chemotherapy in favor of a regimen of "vitamins and 'magic drops.'"

Erica McLean, who was assisted by private investigator Paul Barresi, claims that the couple paid close to $120,000 on useless treatments.

Butcher has pleaded not guilty.





Additionally, Cruise is the unwitting star of a new spoof video in which he's seen cavorting with the bouncing head of Hubbard and dancing Scientologists like Kirstie Alley, Beck and John Travolta.

The video - which you can find at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz - mocks the controversial church's war with Internet critics, who've come to be known as Anonymous.

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The Diva has provided it for your viewing below...now that is service!)




A representative for Cruise declined to comment on the video and the "purple" pot, but insisted that Butcher "was not his adviser. He has nothing to do with her."


Sure.... he has nothing to do with her...NOW... after throwing her under that Xenu bus with any other scientokook who fails make the Thetan grade.




Well one thing is for sure, his contracted womb, I mean wife, does not smoke the loco weed. It is kind of hard to be a serious lollipop head if you have the munchies all the time. The rapidly disappearing Catatonic Kate has decided that eating is against her religion...or hubby's preference...or sumthin'







Katie and Posh share a single strand of spaghetti and a diet coke....


The photos that first revealed a friendship between Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham left people scratching their heads at what the two could possibly have in common. If, two years later, the answer still isn’t clear, look no further than the current issue of Life & Style, which claims the friends share an affinity for splitting low-calorie meals meant for one.

The magazine reports that during a recent outing to Madeo, the duo shared a green salad sans dressing, one piece of fish and one side of steamed spinach. They also ordered one regular Coke and two glasses of ice.

“Katie poured half the soda into each of their glasses, then filled up the rest with bottled water,” a Madeo regular told the magazine.



My idea of splitting a meal is to invite the Aging Bingo Princess over to share a case of champagne (two glasses) and a crate of Godiva Chocolates....







Well, her wrist was sore so she used her mouth....


Poor, poor Naomi.... why won't anyone cut her some slack? The poor thing has Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from constantly beyotch slapping her minions so what else could she do to let her displeasure be known?

After a baggage debacle that ended with the police being called, it seems supermodel Naomi Campbell spat at police.

People magazine is reporting that Campbell was arrested on Thursday at the Heathrow Airport in London. It seemed the disturbance started when the model arrived at the airport, checked her bags and (she claims) she was told she had made it in plenty of time and the bags would be on her flight. However, when one of her bags went missing, British Airways decided that she should leave the flight and called the police to remove her by force.

Another source says that she was rude and obnoxious and when the airline refused to let her in the VIP lounge because of her behavior, she just became angrier. It all culminated when she tried to take two large carry-on bags onto her flight and wouldn’t check one when asked. The source goes on to tell People, “The aircrew had to call police. She threw a few things around the cabin and then spat at the cops.”

A police officer confirmed the story by saying, “They tried to calm her but she lashed out at the cops, too. The last straw was spitting.”

Campbell was released from jail early this morning.




Gratuitous Eva Mendes Friday


Ok. Last Friday the Diva's picture of Eva was deemed offensive (Poor CoCo did not get his Eva fix last week) So I think I have remedied the situation.

1) I have included the standard "If you are a prude or stupid please do not read this blog" disclaimer at the bottom of the blog

2) I have found a picture that does not show any part of Eva's butt crack


So...... without further ado:






The Diva is 100% straight as-an-arrow into male divos, but dee-am...the woman has a mighty bodacious set of tatas, doesn't she?






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