Betty White is a National Treasure

That is one hot piece of man.....

Betty White is one of the funniest ladies on the planet. Her comic timing dead on balls accurate.

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Clusterfork to the Poorhouse....

And you'all thought the late 60s and early 70s was one big acid trip....





Bizarre just does not seem to begin to cover what transpired this week.

McMurphy: [When The Chief slowly raises his hand] The Chief voted. Now, will you please turn on the television set?

Nurse Ratched: [she opens the glass panel] Mr. McMurphy, the meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.

McMurphy: But the vote was 10 to 8. The Chief, he's got his hand up! Look!

Nurse Ratched: No, Mr. McMurphy. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 9 to 9.

McMurphy: Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now. You're
not gonna say that now. You're gonna pull that hen-house shit now when
the vote...the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 8. Now I want that
television set turned on, right now!

[Nurse Ratched slides the glass panel across the front of the Nurse's Station, shutting out his protest.]

Medication time. Medication time.

New Like....8 Tracks?

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Every comic in America must be bowing down every night and giving copious prayers of gratitude. They don't even have to break a sweat coming up with anything...it is being hand delivered in a big shiny box with a sparkle bow by the candidates.

Jon Stewart:

Verbage? The Aging Disco Diva can't seem to find verbage in her dictionary....hmmmmm...must be a new contraction of the words "verbal" and "garbage"

Big Man in A Little Box....

Jon Stewart was on a roll this week:





A bit of Déjà vu' all over again.

Oh, What a Web We Weave.....

Yessireee bob, the Diva could not make this sheeyat up. Don't these geniuses realize that their previous, PERMANENTLY RECORDED, FOREVER AVAILABLE, ON TAPE, WRITTEN DOWN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GOOGLE, words of wisdom will be used to make them look like id-jiots while biting them on the arse? Oh, what a web we weave when first we practice to deceive...

Hot deeham, what will we all do for entertainment after November 4th? Celebrity Has-Been Detox on Ice will pale in comparison.....

It Could Become a Category 5 Sheeyat Storm!

What can the Diva say that could possibly top what is actually going in the political arena? Nada. Absolutely too twisted for TV, Ouiser

I'll See You At The Debates, Beeyotches.

The Diva is not a Paris Hilton fan. She seems to be the patron saint of the vapid, meaningless (talentless) and self-indulgent, but I might have been selling her a teeny bit short. After watching how she handled the whole John McCain fiasco I have elevated her on my Diva-meter (She is definitely several steps above the Dread Pirate Heather now, which is not saying much, but it is a promotion in rank never the less.)

Now, let's discuss what brought this all about. Obviously someone was very confused and ill informed, and for once it wasn't Miss Paris. We all know that crap flinging, lying, and plain old nastiness go hand and hand with U.S. politics.... but poor John. He must have been having brain fart.

Come on, John, you are supposed to heap the doo doo on your OPPONENT, not some silly socialite who is as political as a rutabaga.

She didn't know him from any other "wrinkly, white-haired guy" (her quote) but I guess she googled him up and came to the understanding that he was someone kinda' important : " (McCain is) the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old; old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket".

The world is now concerned that John may have forgotten who is running against. Hint: it ain't the skinny white blond chick...think darker, think male...well, you can still think skinny. I sure hope that McCain's campaign staff creates cue cards or something so that he learns the difference between Obama, Paris and Brittany. Mercy!

Anyway, here is Paris Hilton's response. It amused the Diva this morning... and starting my day off with a chuckle is always delicious. Enjoy!

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Well, it is time for the flying monkeys to refresh my double espresso martini, plump up my 1,000 count Egyptian cotton covered pillows, and for the Aging Disco Diva to start her work day. Being the Queen Mother of the whole f*ing universe is hard work but someone has to do it.

The Sins of the Fathers visited upon the....

My Political Observations.....

I am not affiliated with either of the major political parties, but The Aging Disco Diva remembers the vicious comments made about Amy Carter when her dad was President. Hateful, hurtful and full of venom---basically saying she was ugly and was even referred to her as a dog (mind you she was just a preteen and teenager at the time) I was aghast at the time and was horrified when it happened again with Chelsea Clinton. Conservative Talk radio hosts felt no shame in bullying Chelsea, making fun of her appearance, and I guess it is still open season on her:

MSNBC says it has temporarily suspended anchor David Shuster from all NBC news broadcasts — except to offer his on-air apology for what he said about Chelsea Clinton.

Shuster outraged the Clinton campaign by saying on the air that the campaign had "pimped out" the Clintons' daughter, when they had her place phone calls to party superdelegates on her mother's behalf.

I guess I am confused...why did the Bush offspring get a free pass? We saw pictures of Jenna Bush, drunk out of her mind--and underage, nearly doing a Britney style cootchie flash while sprawled out on the street, ciggie in hand, but it was largely ignored. Both girls were cited on more than one occasion for underage drinking... no mention by certain reporters or organizations. Why? And why isn't anyone saying that McCain is "pimping" out his 95 year old mother?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/jenna1.html

http://www.slate.com/id/2104204/

Either viciously attack all the political offspring...or...here is a novel idea: leave them the F' alone. Go ahead...make fun of the daddy who loves him some trailer trashy tarts with red dresses and can say with a straight face "I did not have sex with that woman!" ...or the daddy who can't pronounce the word "nuclear" (English appears to be his second language on occasion) but can clearly say "Daddy, Give me another double on the rocks and hold the pretzels"

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