Every comic in America must be bowing down every night and giving copious prayers of gratitude. They don't even have to break a sweat coming up with anything...it is being hand delivered in a big shiny box with a sparkle bow by the candidates.
Jon Stewart:
Verbage? The Aging Disco Diva can't seem to find verbage in her dictionary....hmmmmm...must be a new contraction of the words "verbal" and "garbage"