Heather Mills' father says she will leave Britain after she squeezes every last dime from Paul McCartney in their divorce proceedings. He claims she will move to France or the US because "She won't stay in this country. She knows everybody hates her and she does not care,"
Heather, sweetheart, baby..... don't sell yourself short. EVERYONE on this side of the pond hates you too. Might I suggest Afghanistan or Iraq?
R-E-S-P-E-C-T or I will kick your arse...
The Aging Disco Diva loves a good old fashioned cat fight...and if it includes two iconic divas and a diva-in-training, all the better!
When Aretha Franklin is unhappy, she does not mince words. On Tuesday, the longtime Queen of Soul slammed Beyonce Knowles' intro to Tina Turner at Sunday's Grammy Awards, in which Knowles called Turner, not Franklin, "the queen."
"I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce," Franklin said in a statement issued by her publicist. "However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy."
In the first few seconds of Knowles' intro to Turner's performance, she name-dropped Franklin and a long list of famed female singers. Then the "Crazy in Love" chanteuse focused on Turner.
"There is one legend who has the essence of all of those things: the glamour, the soul, the passion, the strength, the talent," said Knowles, strutting in hot pants. "Ladies and gentlemen. Stand on your feet and give it up for the queen."
Oh, no you didn't! Miss Beyonce, you'd better send a handwritten apology along with a dozen roses, two or three BIG boxes of Godiva chocolate, a magnum of premium champagne and a pint of your blood---immediately. Something you are about to learn, Miss Thang: Aretha is THE Queen of Soul, the Diva amongst all Divas....and she does not take too kindly to disrespect of any kind!
He had no clue.....
Roger Clemens is such a good husband, throwing his wife Debbie under the Congressional hearing bus yesterday--Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart... Clemens stated before congress that he did not have sex with...no, wait a minute that was a different liar....Clemens testified that he did not take illegal substances, it was his wife Debbie who took them....but he had NO CLUE that she was juicin'
"I would've never instructed Brian McNamee to give my wife these shots," Clemens asserted. "I don't know enough about it."
Friends and family members say though that they were starting to get suspicious when they saw Debbie's bikini shots:
Happy Valentine's Day!
Here ya' go---my Valentine's Day card to all of you:
Valentine's Day is one of the Aging Disco Diva's favorite holidays....not only is eating mass quantities of chocolate encouraged....it is mandated!
Much like the Super Bowl commercials, the 2008 Grammys were... blah. Miley Cyrus looked like a two bit hooker (Call me old fashioned but I never encouraged/allowed my 15 year old daughter to go out looking like a 23 year old lady of the evening) Anyway....here are my official 2008 Grammy best moments---
Amy looking and sounding good:
Damn, what a voice....we all pray she does not go the Janis Joplin Route...
Dear Lord....please, please let me look as good now as Tina Turner does at age 68. Sheyat...she looks better than I did at age 38:
I was not much of a Kanye West fan until last night.... what an amazing performance, Here is his tribute to his late mom, Donda:
The Aging Disco Diva's favorite cawfee tawk bud, The Aging Bingo Princess, loves, loves, loves her "Joshie" Groban. Just the thought of Josh makes her all warm and fuzzy.... flipping her bingo chips and flashing her dauber. I had never heard of Josh (which rendered the Bingo Princess speechless but she quickly remedied this deficit in my knowledge base) So this is for you Bingo Princess:
The queen of soul still has some awesome pipes. The Aging Disco Diva bows to the Supreme Diva of the Universe:
The latest news out of Hollywood is that the writer's strike might be over, which is good news. I am going through Ugly Betty and Pushing Daisy withdrawals and I need a fix of new episodes NOW.
is battling cancer. Hell of a voice and she put the capital D in the word DIVA.
. We are sending positive thoughts your way.
is a force of nature. Here is a video of Miss Franklin SCHOOLING MiMi:
