Cousin Eddie went right past plain ole' crazy, did not slow down at bat shit crazy, plowed through tin foil hat crazy,
and is headed straight to "They're coming to take me away to the funny farm" crazy...
I'm not sure if we are dealing with some kind of nose candy addiction, a shared psychosis with the missus, or just nuttier-than-a-fruitcake issues, but Randy and Evi Quaid are registering an 11 out of 10 on the Aging Disco Diva's Freak-o-Meter (I believe the proper terminology is "Weird Shit-O-Meter")
Randy Quaid was interviewed for Esquire Magazine, and as you read the article you can almost feel the crazy jump off the page and crawl into your left ear. They are seeking political asylum in Canada to escape that well know terrorist group the "Star Whackers." The "Star Whackers" must not be confused with the "Weed Whackers" which is another famous terrorist group that wrecks havoc and mayhem on overgrown lawns across this nation, nor should they be confused with "Bloody Wankers" who seem to only attack the non-American English speaking peoples of the world. Anyway, back to Cousin Eddie... He and his gone-over-the-deep-end wife Evi are convinced that the "Star Whackers" not only killed Robert Blake's wife, Heath Ledger, Chris Penn, David Carradine, Phil Hartman, Phil Hartman's wife, a woman in Phil Spector's house, Ronni Chasen and Michael Jackson but they are going to kill Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson...and of course Evi and Randy. The "Star Whackers" better snap to it because the notorious "Booze and Illicit Drug" Whackers may do Charlie, Lindsay and Mel in first.
"With Randy Quaid in a Windowless Room" by Chris Jones for Esquire
If you do decide to check out the article please remember to wear your official Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie while reading it. You must, MUST wear your head gear with the shiny side out... Dear heavens...I cannot stress this enough. It is obvious that Randy and Evi wore their foil beanies with the shiny side in, and that allowed the electromagnetic psychotronic mind control waves to seep into their brains.
"With Randy Quaid in a Windowless Room" by Chris Jones for Esquire
If you do decide to check out the article please remember to wear your official Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie while reading it. You must, MUST wear your head gear with the shiny side out... Dear heavens...I cannot stress this enough. It is obvious that Randy and Evi wore their foil beanies with the shiny side in, and that allowed the electromagnetic psychotronic mind control waves to seep into their brains.
Your a little wacky, but I like it!!
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