Breaking News: OctoMom is nucking futs. Whoddathunk?

Well you could have knocked me off my goldfish filled platform shoes with a boa feather....

Shocked! Shocked! Shocked, I tells ya'!!:

Second Octomom Publicist Calls it Quits

For the second time in less than a month Nadya Suleman has had a carnie barker publicist quit her obstetrical circus and run for the hills.

Her latest shill Public Relations Representative decided money wasn't everything and ran like the wind filed his walking papers after spending less than a month representing the kook mom and her asylum prisoners children, Usmagazine.com is reporting.

"It just got to be too much," Victor Munoz told Usmagazine.com. "It's pretty much a free for all over there right now."

Suleman, who is 33 and unemployed, said in early February that she lives off of food stamps and intended to use student loans to help finance her 14 children (Because, sheyat...we all know that Perkins Loans are meant to used for disposable diapers...why waste the money on someone who may actually want to get a degree???)

"I am providing for my children. I am," Suleman said on the "Today" show on Feb. 10. "And that will probably run out by the time I go back to school. So I have my won way. It's an alternative way, but it works."

Hmmm.....the diva does not keep up on the latest street slang--is "alternative way" another way of saying "bat sheyat crazy with a side order of foaming at the mouth"?

"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts," he told Usmagazine.com.

It took you almost a forking month to figure this out Mr. Munoz?????? Holy carp----not the sharpest cuchillo in the draw are we?

The woman thinks her vajayjay is a clown car...or an ATM....

Octomom is nuts....what breaking news is next? Man on the moon? Truman beats Dewey?