Not the brightest crayon in the package
One of Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman's ex-boyfriends claims he could be the father of her 14 kids because she asked him for sperm donations while they were dating. Denis Beaudoin says he thought it was "out of the ordinary" when she asked him to donate.
Ya think?
If your girlfriend gives you a box of empty test tubes for your birthday and asks for a little something to be deposited in each, you need to do more than think it was "out of the ordinary"
Sheyat, even if she wrapped in a pretty box with a sparklie bow-- it ain't natural son.....You need to run like the wind! You need to run Forrest, run! Run for your life! Get the hell out of Dodge, cowboy!
Your woman ain't dealing with a full deck of cards.
The Aging Disco Diva managed to give birth to two divettes and a little divo in the time span of a little over seven years. I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments that none of them turned out to be an ax murderer (yet) and all three survived, despite my best attempts at mothering, with a minimum of deep psychological scarring. Why didn't the Diva have herself a litter of kids like the Octo-Mom? Maybe it's because I learned a very valuable lesson early in life, one I think of every time I hear about Ms. Suleman:
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