Father Does Not Always Know Best

I just don't get it. The Aging Disco Diva must live in some sort of alternate universe where it is considered not only inappropriate, but downright friggin' yucky, for a daddy to rub lotion on his teenage daughter's arse, or

in between her thighs ... or

pose for engagement announcement type photos.

Or salaciously brag about your daughter's breasts:

“She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!

Transpose these images with the story of the almost unbelievable incest case of the father in Austria who held his daughter hostage for 24 years and impregnated her at least seven times, and you have to wonder WTF is going on over in this universe.

I am NOT saying that Hulk Hogan, Joe Simpson or Billy Ray are committing incest, but carp on a stick... do any of these morons have half a functioning brain cell in their addled head to help them realize that there is a line between appropriate and inappropriate behavior with your teenage or 20-something daughter?

Excuse me while I go projectile vomit. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


  1. Oh I'm with you on this one. It's all very tacky to say the least. There has to come a time when 'daddy' needs to keep his hands and eyes off his daughter...or do you think society has made us react in this way that we think its a little perverted? hmm...food for thought.

  2. Hi buffy,

    I am not sure what society has made us think, but I know for a fact that my dad and my hubby both would NOT rub oil anywhere other than their daughter's shoulders (and only if there were no females around to do it) neither of them would have tolerated their daughters tarting around with tiny bikinis and/or enough makeup to make a whore happy. Granted I come from a rather conservative culture, but damn...rubbing oil a micron away from your daughter's crotch?? Nasty in any culture.

    Thanks so much for stopping by!

  3. Yeah...you're right!

    I came from a family of girls and my dad hated it when we walked from the bathroom to our bedrooms wrapped in a towel!

  4. I think I'm what, a year and a bit older than Miley Cyrus, and I would not be seen dead doing that with my dad. Or any other man his age, and I doubt my friends would either... it truly is just disgusting. Also with the suntan lotion, heck I wouldn't really want him to do the bit between my shoulders never mind there!
    T'is proof, to be be famous, you have to lose all sense of sanity

  5. I agree with EVERYTHING you say!!! This is all so sick with these fathers and daughters. I think Joe Simpson/Jessica Simpson thing has been very odd for a long time. And now Miley Cyrus...oh my gosh.
    Your blog is so fun to read. I'm bookmarking it to read daily....

  6. With you all the way on this, and after what has been happening in Austria, where more than a line has been crossed, it makes always wonder about these so called "Normal" father daughter relationships.

  7. It boggles the mind that some people don't even bat an eye over things of this nature. Incest goes on right under our nose on a daily bases. Just because you have a child it does not make it right to do as you see fit they are not your property to abuse. I have no clue what goes through someones mind that makes them think it might be okay.