Father Does Not Always Know Best

I just don't get it. The Aging Disco Diva must live in some sort of alternate universe where it is considered not only inappropriate, but downright friggin' yucky, for a daddy to rub lotion on his teenage daughter's arse, or

in between her thighs ... or

pose for engagement announcement type photos.

Or salaciously brag about your daughter's breasts:


“She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!

Transpose these images with the story of the almost unbelievable incest case of the father in Austria who held his daughter hostage for 24 years and impregnated her at least seven times, and you have to wonder WTF is going on over in this universe.

I am NOT saying that Hulk Hogan, Joe Simpson or Billy Ray are committing incest, but carp on a stick... do any of these morons have half a functioning brain cell in their addled head to help them realize that there is a line between appropriate and inappropriate behavior with your teenage or 20-something daughter?

Excuse me while I go projectile vomit. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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