Have you ever come across something in a book or magazine that is so odd that you had to stop, look again, stop, turn the page, stop, turn the page back, stop, check the cover again, stop, and then exclaim "WTF?"
The Aging Disco Diva was reading one of her deliciously trashy magazines ("Star" April 21 issue) last night when she came across this:
I thought it had to be a joke or some type of parody...but no....it is a genuine McDonald's ad for their new dollar menu. This is an actual scan of the ad in the magazine. Now, let me give you some background....
Once upon a time the Aging Disco Diva was flipping through TV channels and saw Tammy Faye Bakker Messner.
Tammy Faye was one of those larger than life, flamboyant women who mesmerize gay men and Disco Divas everywhere. I just had to stop and watch the show. It was called "The Surreal Life" and everyone on the show was a has-been that I recognized immediately:
"Oh wow, look at Erik Estrada!"
"OMG--that is Vanilla Ice"
...I recognized everyone except for one EXTREMELY fugly guy. Who the frig' was he?
Hmmm....the show info guide says his name is Ron Jeremy....never heard of him....I don't think he is a musician... don't remember his name from a TV show.... well, let me do a quick Google and see what I can learn.....
R-O-N (space) J-E-R-E-M-Y (press enter).... and let's see what we come up with...
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No f'n way. He's a what.......??????
He is so, so, so, so..... FUGLY. Porn stars are supposed to look like this:
NOT this:
Fer' crying out loud...he has MOOBS...
...Well, I was permanently damaged psychologically after that and though I did not watch any more episodes of the show (Too much whining... by the male celebs) I feared that I would never be able to forget the memory of the ugly porn star and did my best to bury it deep in my brain...until...
Fast forward to last night and the McDonald's ad:
Now, if McDonald's f'n thinks this is going to increase sales for it's dollar menu.... they must all already have Mad Cow Disease.
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