Hey--Ya got what ya paid for, Golden Globe Morons.

Years of quaffing adult beverages and "studying" pharmaceuticals might have killed some of the Diva's brain cells but she has enough left to understand the old disco mantra: "You get what you paid for"  If say, for example...I was a member of a Hollywood group that had the hypothetical name "Hollywood Foreign Press Association" and I wanted to host an Academy Awards Wanna Be show...let's give it the hypothetical name of "Golden Globes" and I hired Ricky Gervais to host the show then only if I were a complete moron and.....

......would I be upset and/or shocked if my host proceeded to do the very thing he is known for: lampooning, snarking and laughing AT you. GMAFB you morons. Now, if you hired say, Bill Cosby, and Bill snarked, lampooned and mercilessly laughed at you and the people who attended your vapid "awards" show then yes, you have a right to be upset and surprised. Bill Cosby has the reputation of being a somewhat nice guy who employs a funny, but gentle form of comedy. But you hired RICKY GERVAIS, you forking idiots. The man came right out and said last week that he was going to push the envelope “I’m going all out this time. I’m going to make sure they never invite me back." OK, now what part of what he said is considered cryptic or unclear?

Yeah, he was rude but he that is his shtick. And ya' know what Hollywood? Stop taking yourselves so damned seriously. You are entertainers. ENTERTAINERS. In the scheme of things you'all are just not half as important as some of you think you are. If all of you do not show up for work today lives still get saved, children still get taught, trash still gets picked up, mail still gets delivered, you know...life goes on. If anybody in the "real world" did 1/10 the sheyat that Charlie Sheen did they would have gotten fired. Immediately. After the first fork up. You want a second chance? You're forking me right? Entertainers get perks and special treatment coming out of their pampered asses so you know what? They need to sack it up and take some ribbing by a comedian.

“It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking — or as Charlie Sheen calls it: breakfast.”

“Also not nominated 'I Love You Phillip Morris.' Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor — two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists.”

“Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.”

“I’d like thank God. …  For making me an atheist.”

Hey, HFPA, you knew what you paid for so quitchabitchin' already.

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