Celebrity Perks and Jerks

The Diva just friggin' hates it when celebrities think they are something special...hold on a minute (Diva turns to one of her flying monkeys, hurls her glass and screams "Dambit...this champagne is 1.5 degrees too warm, how in the hell do you expect me to drink this carp?")

Where was I?

Oh yes Dahling. We were talking about celebrities who think their poopies don't stink and are under the impression that rules and laws do not apply to them...could you please hold on another minute? (Diva turns again to one of her flying monkeys and asks "Did you get my White-Headed Langur pate? I don't care how you get it...just get it!!!")

Anywhooooo.... I just heard that Josh Duhamel was acting like a D-bag again. He really does have that role down pat, don't you think? I guess practice does make perfect:

Josh Duhamel was escorted off of a plane Thursday after refusing to turn off his BlackBerry, TMZ.com reports.

The "Transformers" star, 38, had already boarded a flight from New York's LaGuardia Airport to Kentucky when a flight attendant reportedly asked him to turn off his electronic device before takeoff.

Despite being asked to turn off his cell phone on three separate occasions, the actor reportedly refused to obey FCC regulations.

He was described as acting "very rude" and was even "taunting the attendant," one passenger said.

Joshie was a bad, bad boy


Josh does have a very good excuse: He was texting that his flight was being delayed...he probably left out the part that it was his douchey behavior that was causing of the delay...ah, the devil is in the details.

He said via a spokesperson that he was "sorry" Wow, sincerity and contriteness just drips off that apology. Well, in any case the fact that he was in a movie based upon a cheap Hasbro toy from the 80s and is married to Fergie should be his "get out of jail free" card shouldn't it?

Now where are those damn flying monkeys? I need my toes massaged.