Time For A Wiener Roast....

What has the Aging Disco Diva's neon purple polyester hot pants all up in a bunch today?

How can I phrase this? John Edwards is a pig.

Nope, that phrase does not convey my complete feelings on the topic... let me try again: John Edwards is a scum sucking, slime licking, motherless pig.

Still not quite right. John Edwards is a scum sucking, slime licking, sheyat eating, motherless, trichinosis infested pig.

Sigh... closer, but still not a bullseye.

OMFG. Why in the hell are male politicians incapable of keeping the little pollster in their pants? What f'n fantasy planet do they live on that they think they can play "The intern and the kneepads" and not get caught?

This appears to be the one issue that both parties are in alignment. Philanders to the left of us, fornicators to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.

And the Diva don't play this "It is always Democrats" or "It is always Republicans" Good gawd, they are neck in neck.... or something in something... in this little tawdry sporting event.

I know, I know...I grew up constantly hearing "A sin is a sin" but damn, there has to be a special place of torment for scum sucking, slime licking, sheyat eating, motherless pigs who cheat on wives who are battling cancer. When I read this quote I about choked on my caviar and Godiva chocolate bonbon:

Edwards made a point of telling Woodruff that his wife's cancer was in remission when he began the affair with Hunter. Elizabeth Edwards has since been diagnosed with an incurable form of the disease.



Well, isn't that just f'ing special? Maybe we should give him a cookie or a gold medal.

He waited until she was in remission. Wow John, I admire your restraint and compassion. It takes a real man to wait until his wife gets the news that her terrible cancer is in remission before tearing out of the hospital room to go find his bimbette so that they can rut with clear consciences.

And oh yeah-- Rielle Hunter, you are just as culpable. It's not like (a) You did not know that he was married (b) You did not know that his wife was battling cancer. Just wait Missy--- Karma is gonna put a huge beeyotch slap on your life.

Well John I hope your little one eyed Johnny thinks it was worth it, because this is not only causing more pain to your poor wife while she deals with terminal cancer, you have embarrassed the snot out of your children and anyone else who ever cared about you.

I do though wonder how in heck he managed to get around with that pair of HUGE brass ones he' s hauling around in his BVDs.

... He ran for PRESIDENT of the United States after this all happened. There are no words.

Anyway...you know what the Diva loves to do with scum sucking, slime licking, sheyat eating, motherless pigs, dontcha' Johnny?

Well at the very least we should have a Lorena Bobbitt style wiener (or weiner) roast....