Yup, He's a Special Kind of Stupid.

The Diva will probably not be posting every single day during the summer, but I will be sharing my snarkitude as stories break ...or I run out of cold champagne and chocolate covered strawberries.

So here are my musings for today:

Nick Bollea is upset because a judge denied his request to be released from solitary confinement and to be allowed to mingle in the general population... but he is not as upset as the rest of the prisoners who had already decided in what order they would all be filling his dance card.

Nick must be a really special kind of stupid because anyone with half a brain would be sending thank you notes to whoever remanded him to solitary confinement. Hey Nick, those guys all covered with scars n' tattoos and looking at you hungrily don't want your f'n autograph you moron... or maybe you like to have big bad mean men pet your hair as they mutter "You sho' gotta' purdy little mouth...and butt"

Holy carp, what a nitwit.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer is he??

A judge on Tuesday denied Nick Bollea's request to change the conditions of his jail sentence because solitary confinement is causing him "unbearable anxiety."

Bollea is serving eight months in jail after pleading no contest to causing a crash that seriously injured his friend.

Officials said he is segregated from other inmates in the county jail in Clearwater because he is a minor, even though he was convicted in adult court.

You want to know what unbearable anxiety is you brainless twit? Unbearable anxiety is laying paralyzed and semi-comatose in a rest home the rest of your life like your buddy, John Graziano, you know.... the one you almost killed while drag racing drunk.... You want to know what unbearable anxiety is, you little whiny idiot? Dropping the soap in the prison shower and having a lifer getting up close and personal with your backside.

Hey Hulk, do us all a favor and buy your son a friggin' clue...better yet, buy a six pack of clues: a couple for you, one for each of your two brats and one for your soon to be ex-wife.

Gawd, I am really loathing this pack of vultures.

Get that lined up so I can make the most money dad...

The family of John Graziano, who was critically injured in a car accident with Nick Hogan, has lashed out at the Hogan family. Nick, whose real name is Nick Bollea, was sentenced to 8 months in prison and 3 years probation on felony reckless driving charges steaming from the accident.

The 17-year-old is currently serving his time in a Florida prison. A taped phone call between Bollea and his father, professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, has been released.

In the tape, Hogan is heard saying that Graziano, an Iraq war veteran, got himself into his current state. “Well I don’t know what type of person John was, or what he did to get himself in their situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and yelled at people and do stuff,” Hogan tells his son. “And for some reason God laid some heavy shit on that kid. I don’t know what he was into.”

“He was a negative person,” Bollea replies.

“He was what?” Hogan asks.

“He was a negative person. Will you work on the reality show deal?” Bollea asks.

“Yep,” Hogan said.

“Get that lined up so the minute I walk out, wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom,” Bollea said adding that he wants to do it where “I’ll make the most money.”

The Graziano family released a statement saying, “These tapes clearly show what the Bolleas said in court was calculated to give the court the impression that Nick deserved a break.”

“If Terry Bollea (Hulk Hogan) cared about John Graziano, he wouldn’t be blaming his semi-conscious state and his life-long battle to survive as bad karma,” mother Debbie Graziano adds. “If Nick Bollea cared about John Graziano, he wouldn’t be describing him as a negative person. These people are the biggest phonies and two-faced individuals that I’ve ever seen.”

“How can these people think of making money as my son lays in bed, fighting for his life on a daily basis. The reason he was put in jail was to think about my son. That’s the last thought on his mind,” said father Ed Graziano.

Bollea’s lawyer says he will be checking into whether is was legal for the tapes to be released.

Me thinks the lawyer should be checking into whether or not it was legal for these two wretches to be allowed to breath the same air I do.

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  1. Ms. Diva-

    Not only a snarky, incisive piece of writing, but illustrated with images of my second-favorite [behind George Bush] cartoon character - Betty Boop



  2. thank gosh i come here. i'd never had known this was going on. i don't like the news - cause of this crap. but the way you speak it makes it bearable. and i concur with MR up there...the images...yup. make it even especially exceptional.



  3. I am stunned if this is true. Words defy me.

  4. Hilarious photos. I can't even comment on the Bollea case, though. It's just so tragic.

  5. *sigh*

    The profound stupidity, selfishness and shallowness of some people baffles me.