Ok, Now That Is Funny....Tom Cruise Purple Weed?

Up In Smoke?

Come on Tiny Tom, lighten the hell up. This is some seriously funny sheyat:

Medical high jinks leave Tom Cruise camp fuming
Daily News 4/20/2008
Rush & Molloy

Tom Cruise isn't getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple."

Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention. One of Cruise's friends found it "outrageous" that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.

Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.

Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their "inventory."

But one weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."

órale carnal, ese vato Tom es loco!

This unfortunately is NOT funny:

Meanwhile, a woman who has been identified as Cruise's former alternative-medicine consultant is due to stand trial in L.A. Superior Court on April 17. A spokesman for the L.A. City Attorney's office tells us Feline Butcher - aka Feline Kondula - has been charged with 18 counts of unlawfully practicing medicine and one count of grand theft. The charges stem from Butcher's treatment of Clive McLean, a cancer patient who died in 2005.

McLean's widow, Erica McLean, tells us that Butcher, who's a Scientologist, and another unlicensed practitioner encouraged her husband to abandon chemotherapy in favor of a regimen of "vitamins and 'magic drops.'"

Erica McLean, who was assisted by private investigator Paul Barresi, claims that the couple paid close to $120,000 on useless treatments.

Butcher has pleaded not guilty.

Additionally, Cruise is the unwitting star of a new spoof video in which he's seen cavorting with the bouncing head of Hubbard and dancing Scientologists like Kirstie Alley, Beck and John Travolta.

The video - which you can find at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz - mocks the controversial church's war with Internet critics, who've come to be known as Anonymous.

The Diva has provided it for your viewing below...now that is service!)

A representative for Cruise declined to comment on the video and the "purple" pot, but insisted that Butcher "was not his adviser. He has nothing to do with her."

Sure.... he has nothing to do with her...NOW... after throwing her under that Xenu bus with any other scientokook who fails make the Thetan grade.

Well one thing is for sure, his contracted womb, I mean wife, does not smoke the loco weed. It is kind of hard to be a serious lollipop head if you have the munchies all the time. The rapidly disappearing Catatonic Kate has decided that eating is against her religion...or hubby's preference...or sumthin'

Katie and Posh share a single strand of spaghetti and a diet coke....

The photos that first revealed a friendship between Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham left people scratching their heads at what the two could possibly have in common. If, two years later, the answer still isn’t clear, look no further than the current issue of Life & Style, which claims the friends share an affinity for splitting low-calorie meals meant for one.

The magazine reports that during a recent outing to Madeo, the duo shared a green salad sans dressing, one piece of fish and one side of steamed spinach. They also ordered one regular Coke and two glasses of ice.

“Katie poured half the soda into each of their glasses, then filled up the rest with bottled water,” a Madeo regular told the magazine.

My idea of splitting a meal is to invite the Aging Bingo Princess over to share a case of champagne (two glasses) and a crate of Godiva Chocolates....

Well, her wrist was sore so she used her mouth....

Poor, poor Naomi.... why won't anyone cut her some slack? The poor thing has Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from constantly beyotch slapping her minions so what else could she do to let her displeasure be known?

After a baggage debacle that ended with the police being called, it seems supermodel Naomi Campbell spat at police.

People magazine is reporting that Campbell was arrested on Thursday at the Heathrow Airport in London. It seemed the disturbance started when the model arrived at the airport, checked her bags and (she claims) she was told she had made it in plenty of time and the bags would be on her flight. However, when one of her bags went missing, British Airways decided that she should leave the flight and called the police to remove her by force.

Another source says that she was rude and obnoxious and when the airline refused to let her in the VIP lounge because of her behavior, she just became angrier. It all culminated when she tried to take two large carry-on bags onto her flight and wouldn’t check one when asked. The source goes on to tell People, “The aircrew had to call police. She threw a few things around the cabin and then spat at the cops.”

A police officer confirmed the story by saying, “They tried to calm her but she lashed out at the cops, too. The last straw was spitting.”

Campbell was released from jail early this morning.

Gratuitous Eva Mendes Friday

Ok. Last Friday the Diva's picture of Eva was deemed offensive (Poor CoCo did not get his Eva fix last week) So I think I have remedied the situation.

1) I have included the standard "If you are a prude or stupid please do not read this blog" disclaimer at the bottom of the blog

2) I have found a picture that does not show any part of Eva's butt crack

So...... without further ado:

The Diva is 100% straight as-an-arrow into male divos, but dee-am...the woman has a mighty bodacious set of tatas, doesn't she?

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  1. You are my go-to on Tom news. You rock--it is indeed a service.

  2. Made me laugh :) Got you dugg, great job! Juicy, juicy, juicy and funny.

  3. Hi Deb, yes it is awfully big of Tiny Tom to step up and fill the void in the "Ten on my weird sheyat O-meter" that was created when Britney's daddy took the keys to the T-Bird away (and made her keep her cootchie covered)The Diva appreciates Tommy's efforts and hopes he keeps it up until little Blanket Jackson and Suri are old enough to pen their "Daddy Dearest" books.

  4. Hi Eva!

    (The Diva, struggling to feign humility checks in the mirror and thinks she has it faked well enough) Oh, please stop (as I gesture furiously for you to continue with the complements) Thank you so much for the Digg I really, really appreciate it!!! Thanks for stopping by :)