Shame, Shame, Shame

If it’s Wednesday, it has to be a bat-shit crazy Britney day….

Well today was another court date so Britwreck pushed her latest boy-toy aside, dragged her arse out of bed, pulled on her least grease stained dress and headed to the court house….according to media reports she got there, entered the building, but evidently never made it to the court room. Probably too confusing with all those rooms and signs with cryptic things written on them like “Room 1” or “Courtroom A” and stuff like that…someone needed to help the poor thing out and leave a trail of Cheetos and Red Bull cans for her to follow...or put a sign on the courtroom door that read "24 hour Gas Station: Eat and Get Gas Here" Better yet, leave an open bag of spicy pork rinds in the middle of a hall and when she swoops down to claim her prize, shoot a tranquilizer dart into her butt, throw a butterfly net over her and drag her nutty ass to a hospital. It is reported that she headed home after wandering around the court building aimlessly; here is a photo her boy-toy took of her naked and spread eagle on the coach:

Wildcat News

Time to start pouring the adult beverages, the Wildcats play tonight:

“Kansas State (12-4, 2-0 Big 12) continues its travels around the Big 12 on Wednesday, as the Wildcats hit the road to face Colorado (9-8, 1-2 Big 12) at the Coors Events Center at 8 p.m. It will mark just the second road game of the season for the young Wildcats, who opened league play with an 84-82 victory at Oklahoma on Jan. 12.

Wednesday’s contest will be televised nationally on ESPNU with Dave Armstrong (play-by-play) and Doug Gottlieb (analyst) calling the action. It will be the eighth of a school-record 13 appearances on national television for the Wildcats, including the fourth on ESPNU. The team is 2-1 on ESPNU this season, beating UCF (73-71) and Rider (82-69) on Nov. 22 and 23 on the network at the Old Spice Classic before falling in Cincinnati to Xavier (103-77) on Dec. 31.

The game will be broadcast on the 31-station K-State Sports Network (Powercat Passport Internet Audio; Yahoo! Internet Radio) with Wyatt Thompson (play-by-play) and Stan Weber (analyst) behind the mikes. Fans can also listen to the game on Sirius Satellite 114.

Kansas State is off to its best start in conference play in 15 seasons since opening Big Eight play with a 2-0 record in 1992-93. Overall, it marks the 25th time in school history that the Wildcats have started league play at least 2-0. Interestingly enough, the squad has made the journey to Boulder five other times (1951-52, 1959-60, 1968-69, 1969-70 and 1976-77) with an unblemished league mark and has come home with their first defeat. In fact, only Nebraska with six wins has beaten more undefeated K-State squads. The Wildcats have not started 3-0 in league play since they posted a 25-9 overall record and made their magical trip to the NCAA Elite Eight in 1987-88.”

Just a reminder that tomorrow will be our next book club meeting, discussing chapter 3 of the Unauthorized Tom Cruise biography. As is the norm, it is strictly a BYO Irish coffee affair, high calorie, artery clogging, pastries are always welcomed.

The Aging Disco Diva already has her next juicy book picked out: “Send Yourself Roses: Thoughts on My Life, Love, and Leading Roles” by Kathleen Turner, another of the great ballsy broads in this world I admire.

Here is an article with some excerpts:

This looks to be a good read!

The book will be released next month.

Three hours to tip off, just enough time to whip up a batch of Purple Passion drinks and don my K-State attire.

Go Cats!!

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