Breaking News: OctoMom is nucking futs. Whoddathunk?

Well you could have knocked me off my goldfish filled platform shoes with a boa feather....

Shocked! Shocked! Shocked, I tells ya'!!:

Second Octomom Publicist Calls it Quits

For the second time in less than a month Nadya Suleman has had a carnie barker publicist quit her obstetrical circus and run for the hills.

Her latest shill Public Relations Representative decided money wasn't everything and ran like the wind filed his walking papers after spending less than a month representing the kook mom and her asylum prisoners children, Usmagazine.com is reporting.

"It just got to be too much," Victor Munoz told Usmagazine.com. "It's pretty much a free for all over there right now."

Suleman, who is 33 and unemployed, said in early February that she lives off of food stamps and intended to use student loans to help finance her 14 children (Because, sheyat...we all know that Perkins Loans are meant to used for disposable diapers...why waste the money on someone who may actually want to get a degree???)

"I am providing for my children. I am," Suleman said on the "Today" show on Feb. 10. "And that will probably run out by the time I go back to school. So I have my won way. It's an alternative way, but it works."

Hmmm.....the diva does not keep up on the latest street slang--is "alternative way" another way of saying "bat sheyat crazy with a side order of foaming at the mouth"?

"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts," he told Usmagazine.com.

It took you almost a forking month to figure this out Mr. Munoz?????? Holy carp----not the sharpest cuchillo in the draw are we?

The woman thinks her vajayjay is a clown car...or an ATM....

Octomom is nuts....what breaking news is next? Man on the moon? Truman beats Dewey?

If She Comes Bearing Test Tubes, Run Forrest, Run!

Not the brightest crayon in the package

One of Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman's ex-boyfriends claims he could be the father of her 14 kids because she asked him for sperm donations while they were dating. Denis Beaudoin says he thought it was "out of the ordinary" when she asked him to donate.

Ya think?

If your girlfriend gives you a box of empty test tubes for your birthday and asks for a little something to be deposited in each, you need to do more than think it was "out of the ordinary"

Sheyat, even if she wrapped in a pretty box with a sparklie bow-- it ain't natural son.....You need to run like the wind! You need to run Forrest, run! Run for your life! Get the hell out of Dodge, cowboy!

Your woman ain't dealing with a full deck of cards.

The Aging Disco Diva managed to give birth to two divettes and a little divo in the time span of a little over seven years. I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments that none of them turned out to be an ax murderer (yet) and all three survived, despite my best attempts at mothering, with a minimum of deep psychological scarring. Why didn't the Diva have herself a litter of kids like the Octo-Mom? Maybe it's because I learned a very valuable lesson early in life, one I think of every time I hear about Ms. Suleman: