Happy Festivus, Purple Pride Edition
2) Dear much beloved, and respected, Coach Snyder--it is not a sign of weakness to experiment with playing other QBs on our roster...honest!
3) Curtis and Jake, what can I say? I hope looking GQ was worth being in Coach Martin's dog house. Sheyat, the Diva adores fashion but not enough to have this p.o.'d at me until the end of time:
Festivus Miracle:
Today, December 23rd, is Festivus-- one of the Diva's favorite holidays. What other holiday not only allows, but encourages, public bitching?
The Airing of Grievances:
The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances.
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it."
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it."
1) Which one of you flying monkeys is selling photos of the Diva to TMZ and the National Enquirer? Dambit, if you're gonna profit off of my fabulousness while I am spreading Holiday cheer around the neighborhood you at least need to split the money.
2) Dear much beloved, and respected, Coach Snyder--it is not a sign of weakness to experiment with playing other QBs on our roster...honest!
3) Curtis and Jake, what can I say? I hope looking GQ was worth being in Coach Martin's dog house. Sheyat, the Diva adores fashion but not enough to have this p.o.'d at me until the end of time:
Festivus Miracle:
For my Festivus Miracle I want a 2010 New Era Pinstripe Bowl Championship trophy. EMAW.
And for your viewing enjoyment:
Hi. Dropping by to say Merry Christmas to you, and give you a $mile.
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