Now you have to understand that the Aging Disco Diva is very much a believer in positive thinking, but good vibes without some type of action behind them tend not to get the job done...especially when trying to get knocked up. Good thoughts without some sperm action will not result in progeny.
Perhaps a Little Dress Up/Let's Pretend "Will" Help?
According to Now Magazine , Katie Holmes has been desperately trying to get pregnant, but despite her best efforts she still hasn't managed to conceive.
The actress wanted to try IVF, but Now has learnt that her appeals to Tom to try fertility treatment have fallen on deaf ears – because Scientologists disapprove of it. Tom keeps telling her to focus on Scientology methods of creating “positive energy” to become pregnant.
The actress wanted to try IVF, but Now has learnt that her appeals to Tom to try fertility treatment have fallen on deaf ears – because Scientologists disapprove of it. Tom keeps telling her to focus on Scientology methods of creating “positive energy” to become pregnant.
Well Katonic Kate...you have a couple of problems...
First problem...you need to be in um...close proximity...for um...things to happen:
When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes move into their new Beverly Hills mansion, the two will sleep in separate bedrooms just like in their old house reports Star Magazine. A close source said that Tom and Katie have their own wing on their house. Katie even redecorated her area to make it represent her style. It’s like two houses in one!
“When Katie moved into the house, it was made clear that Tom occupied the north wing of the second floor and that she would occupy a cluster of suites on the south wing of the same floor. “Katie wanted to make herself feel at home, and she insisted on remodeling her area, which consisted of a study, parlor and large bedroom suite. Over the course of several months, Katie created a larger space to have as her own. In the end, she designed the room for her dreams, a very feminine room painted in pastel colors, with a small carousel and filled with many stuffed animals.”
And second reason.... you don't appear to have whatever it (cough, cough) takes to attract Tiny Tom's rapt attention and unbridled glee lately. Compare his expression when he is with you in the pictures above, to when he is with his BFF Will......
Lucy: [to Jack] Okay, um. What do you mean by the leaning thing? You mean because he gave me flowers?
Jack: And then you *leaned*
Lucy: And then I leaned.
Jack: Yeah.
Lucy: Okay, how did I lean when I leaned?
Jack: It was a lot different from hugging. Hugging's very different. Hugging that involves arms and hands; and leaning is whole bodies moving in like this
[leans toward her suggestively]
Jack: . Leaning involves *wanting*... and *accepting*. *Leaning*...
Joe Jr.: Hey Luce! Is this guy bothering you?
Lucy: [Laughs] No, no.
Joe Jr.: Are you sure? Because it looks like he's *leaning.*
Gratuitous Eva Mendes Friday!
TGIF...which means CoCo is waiting on his Eva picture to help him bide time until tomorrow's 3:30 tip off.
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